So I’m being over emotional over chatroulette
This guy within 3 seconds of seeing me started hitting on me in such a charming way HE SAID I HAD NICE CHEEKBONES HOW DO YOU WARD OFF FEELINGS BASED ON THAT ?!
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Yeah so I’m sad and very complimented and he kept asking when I was coming to Cali and told me I had beautiful eyes and GOD IM A SAP
but yeah
it was really cute omg I just wanted to scream
TFTA: Texts From the Avengers (pt. 3)
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“A New Jersey man allegedly cut out his entrails in front of police and then threw bits of his flesh and intestines at them.”
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Author George R. R. Martin (A Song of Ice and Fire.) Interview published in May 2012 Rolling Stones Magazine. (via sweetupndown9)
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[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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