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31 May 12 at 2 am

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So I’m being over emotional over chatroulette

This guy within 3 seconds of seeing me started hitting on me in such a charming way HE SAID I HAD NICE CHEEKBONES HOW DO YOU WARD OFF FEELINGS BASED ON THAT ?!

Yeah so I’m sad and very complimented and he kept asking when I was coming to Cali and told me I had beautiful eyes and GOD IM A SAP 

but yeah

it was really cute omg I just wanted to scream

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31 May 12 at 2 am

thecolourfulway:

TFTA: Texts From the Avengers (pt. 3)

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30 May 12 at 6 pm

hulkcatch:

A New Jersey man allegedly cut out his entrails in front of police and then threw bits of his flesh and intestines at them.”

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the zombie apocalypse moves north
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30 May 12 at 3 pm

Author George R. R. Martin (A Song of Ice and Fire.) Interview published in May 2012 Rolling Stones Magazine. (via sweetupndown9)

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"It’s a uniquely American prudishness. You can write the most detailed, vivid description of an ax entering a skull, and nobody will say a word in protest. But if you write a similarly detailed description of a penis entering a vagina, you get letters from people saying they’ll never read you again. What the hell? Penises entering vaginas bring a lot more joy into the world than axes entering skulls."

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

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29 May 12 at 8 pm

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29 May 12 at 7 pm

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